Tuesday, 19 December 2017

Circle South America

Circle South America

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1.
Tue 10 Jan; 14:30
As seems to be usual at the beginning of our long trips, we had a disrupted departure, finding that the office of Atlas car hire at Tugun where we had intended to pick up our hire car at 12:00 on Saturday, for the drive to Brisbane on Sunday morning, was closed. What sort of company contracts to provide a service which they know beforehand they will be unable to fulfil? After a few phone calls we were able to get another vehicle from Hertz at Coolangatta airport for another $35 over the Atlas rate.
The actual arrival at the Brisbane Cruise terminal at Hamilton was all ease – drive in, drop off the four suitcases which Kay looked after while I drove to the airport to drop off the car, cab back to Hamilton, and we were on board and settled in to our cabin by 14:00. Unlike our last two cruises, this time there was no port security vessel patrolling around the ship; the security level was obviously a lot lower. In fact, we took on board two bottles of wine and two steel flasks of water, which were allowed without inspection.
The scheduled 16:00 departure didn’t get underway until about 16:30, but then it was nice cruise down the Brisbane River and through Moreton Bay, rounding Comboyooro Point at the northern end of Moreton Island and heading ENE out to sea.
The ship is full of a young holiday crowd on board for only the three days to Sydney, and there’s lots of booze and action around the pools. A lot of tattooed bogans, frankly. The ship’s demographic mix will change significantly in Sydney when we drop that lot off and pick up all those like us, on for the long haul around South America.
The other six people at our dinner table were all of similar age, and good company; we will drop off the English couple from Bradford when we reach Sydney but Vivienne & Bruce from Darwin, and Kerry & Barry from the Sunshine coast and our Cruise Critic group, The Seafarers, are on for the long haul.
On Monday morning when I fired up the GPS we were still heading east, with a bit of north in it, and we didn’t turn onto a SW course until around 10:00 when we were at least 250km offshore. There was no sight of Mt Warning, or any of the NSW coastline as we head down to Sydney at a leisurely 25kph [13.5kn].
Even now, Tuesday afternoon, with the Manning River abeam, we are still well offshore with no coastline in sight.
Thu 12 Jan; 10:30
Pilot boat alongside, 05:00 11 Jan
The ship berthed in Sydney at Circular Quay, opposite the Opera House, a little early at 06:45 yesterday. We were off by 08:30 and heading up George St to find a pair of binoculars to replace the pair we had to throw out. The plastic of which they were made had gone soft and sticky from the heat in the Landcruiser where we kept them. We finally found what we were after at Ted’s Cameras in Pitt St near Bathurst St.
The Sydney CBD is looking very decrepit: empty shop fronts, crowds of hurrying people, like Henry Lawson’s hunted ‘faces in the street’, the whole impression not at all relived by the construction of another ‘rail to nowhere’ white elephant which has completely closed George St. to any and all traffic.
By 10:50 we were in Manly, after spending $2.50 off our Senior’s Opal Card for the ferry trip, where we had lunch with Mark, Rebecca and Nirvana at a faux German rip off ‘Bier’ joint on Manly Wharf. Nirvana tackled a hot dog that was as big as she was, and managed to eat the sausage, at least.
After lunch we walked up the Corso to some shopping, amongst what seemed to be most of the youth of the far western suburbs of Sydney, all half naked – a not very inspiring experience.
We were back on board by 15:00 and the ship departed on time at 18:45, steaming down the harbour in a 40-45kn southerly which had arrived to alleviate the steamy and uncomfortable 38°C which had prevailed for most of the day.
As I write at the moment, we’re heading ESE to Auckland, it’s overcast and mildly wet, but not particularly rough, although the sick ‘bags have been out’ on the stair rails on all decks since last night.
Wed 18 Jan; 14:00
After steaming north ENE for a considerable distance to escape the worst of a low pressure system south of NZ, the passage across the Tasman was calm and dignified, under overcast skies for most of the distance, and we docked as scheduled in Auckland at 07:00 on Sunday, 15 Jan.
Auckland is a pretty city but its seaward entrance is marred by the Port of Auckland wharves and container cranes, and hectares of newly imported vehicles, all directly in front of the downtown CBD.
We did the Hoho [Hop on, hop off] bus tours, the Auckland Museum and the Maritime Museum. The Auckland Museum has three floors with Maori culture on the first, the South Pacific and some general cultural exhibitions on the second and NZ’s wars, internal and external, on the third. The experience was a bit wearing and confusing, mainly I think because of poor lighting, and no continuity between each gallery and theme. The Maritime Museum is largely given over to Polynesian outrigger canoes of various types and sizes, and NZ’s 10 year battle for the America’s Cup, which remains an obsession [of very rich men], it seems.
After departing Auckland at 19:00, we steamed north through calm seas and overcast skies towards Tonga, our next port.
We are members of an online group of 160 or so passengers doing this cruise who got together on the Cruise Critic website. A majority voted in an online poll to call themselves Seadrifters, and on Monday all 160 got together for the first time in a so-called Meet ‘n Greet. We all now have Seadrifters name badges and Seadrifters logoed stickers for our cabin doors and a scheduled lunch get together every Monday when at sea. Unlike antisocial us, some of these people work very, very hard at being sociable and many spend up to nine months or more a year cruising.
Today, Wednesday 18 Jan, we berthed at 08:30 in front of the main town of Nuku’alofa on the main island of Tongatapu. Of a total population of 103,000, 70% live on Tongatapu.
Tonga is the only Pacific nation to maintain its sovereignty. The first European contact was the Dutch ship Eendracht under Willem Schouten in 1616. The missionaries commenced arriving in 1779, the most obviously potent being the Wesleyan Methodist Walter Lowry in 1822, and now Wesleyan Methodism is the state religion [36%] followed by the LDS [18%]. One missionary, the Rev Shirley Baker, became Prime Minister of the country in 1885.
The country is very flat. Mt Zion in Nuku’alofa is 15m ASL
There is strong democratisation pressure, from within and externally, principally from Australia and NZ, and in 2006 there were major riots in Nuku’alofa inspired partly by Chinese immigration and by pro-democracy advocates, in which 60% of the downtown area was destroyed.
Tonga’s economy is heavily dependent on remittances from over 200,000 Tongans who live abroad. The royal family largely own the monetary sector of the economy, such as communications and satellite services. Attempts to attract foreign exchange have included: becoming a nuclear waste dump; selling Tongan Protected Persons passports [hence the Chinese influx from Hong Kong after 1999]; a foreign ship registry; sale of geo-orbital satellite slots; cigarette manufacture for China export; and a long term charter of an unusable Boeing 757, leading to the demise of Royal Tongan Airlines. Tonga is ranked as the sixth most corrupt country; and as we witnessed, has the second highest mean BMI.
We have just returned from an informal three hour walking tour to take in the sights of Nuku’alofa with another six Seadrifters who asked to join us.
Eight decrepit Seadrifters
Everything is fairly depressed and decrepit, even including the central market which I found unusual in a market town like this. Tonga is a bit of a world outcast at the moment, the only evidence we saw of international aid being some road works funded by Australia, and an office building being constructed by China.
An interesting story concerns the former British High Commissioner’s residence on the water front, now a Tongan Government function centre [the UK closed its High Commission in 2006]. On display in the grounds are four carronades taken from a British ship Port au Prince in 1806 which the Tongans captured and burned, and then bludgeoned to death all the crew except one. In 1950 they presented the cannons to the UK as a gesture of friendship.
Tonga Royal Palace Nuku’alofa
Thu 19 Jan; 15:00
After leaving Nuku’alofa Tonga we crossed the International Date Line and so had another bit of Tuesday 17 Jan and then another Wednesday 18 Jan during which we continued NE towards Pago Pago, the capital of American Samoa where we berthed this morning at 08:00.
Kay had a sore throat last night but this morning it’s a fully-fledged cold, which we’re Turkey tails $9.75 a pound
treating with the standard cold medications. Nevertheless she decided to coma along on this morning’s walk, along with ten other Seadrifters who wanted to tag along with us.
This US territory has a population of 55,500, most of who seem to work for the government. It has the highest rate of military enlistment of any US state or territory. Apart from military recruits, the main export is tuna to the US, from two canneries on the main island [Seakist and Chicken of the Seas] which almost exclusively use imported labour from Samoa, Tonga and Fiji. The American Samoans are typical Americans, in the sense that they also import cheap labour from surrounding countries. They may also be considered typical because they are very big, possibly beating Tonga in the BMI stakes. But they are very friendly, and the world’s most courteous drivers, stopping if you even look like wanting to cross the road.
The first European contacts was a Dutchmen, Jacob Roggeveen in 1722, followed by Bougainville in 1768, and then combat with La Perouse in 1787, from which the Samoans developed a deserved reputation for savagery. The missionaries began arriving in the 1830s, initially from the London Missionary Society.
In the Tripartite Convention of 1899, the US gained the eastern island group [Tutuila Islands], Germany gained the western group which the UK gave up in exchange for rights in Tonga, Solomon Islands and West Africa. The US Navy took possession on behalf of the US and expanded the existing coaling station at Pago Pago into a full naval base. Many of the old naval
US Governor’s residence on the right
buildings, now repurposed, are impressive, stately old wooden structures which wouldn’t have looked out of place in the antebellum Deep South of the US.
US Navy Commander and now Governor’s residence
During the world wide flu epidemic of 1918 the US Navy governor quarantined American Samoa with the result that it was one of only three places in the world where there were no deaths; Western Samoa, then under NZ administration, had a 30% death toll in adult men.
Mt Rainmaker
American Samoa is a bit peeved because the independent nation of Western Samoa has become just Samoa. Somerset Maugham’s Sadie Thompson is well remembered in Pago Pago, with a hotel named after her and the Sadie Thompson Inn where Maugham stayed in 1916 when he wrote Rain, is still going strong.
We spent about 2½hrs strolling through the town taking in these sights, and talking to a few locals, and losing four of our compatriots who found the heat too oppressive, then took a taxi for an hour’s drive out to the eastern end of the island. Our driver talked about the tsunami in 2009 which killed many in Samoa, American Samoa and elsewhere in the Pacific.

2.
Sat 21 Jan; 09:00
It was interesting that, while there were many large and very large tuna fishing boats in Pago pago harbour which supply the two canneries, unlike other Pacific ports, there were no outrigger canoes, or small tinnies or any evidence that anyone fished privately, for food or recreation. Our taxi driver [from Samoa] suggested it was because American Samoans would now rather buy their fish in a can, or preferred turkey tails and didn’t eat fish at all.
Mon 23 Jan; 14:30
Kay has been religiously taking her Night ‘n Day and her cold seems to be on the wane.
After leaving Pago pago at 17:00 on Thursday, we turned from our previous NNE course since Auckland and Captain Gennaro pointed the bow east towards Tahiti and its capital Pape’ete.
As you can imagine, the Costa Concordia incident didn’t help engender too much confidence in an Italian captain, but Captain Gennaro Arma has been excellent, at least in his attempts to keep all passengers informed about where we are, what’s happening and why. In that regard he has been much better than British captains we have encountered on previous cruises with Princess. Although some of his pronunciations in his routine midday [8 bells] announcement and otherwise have prompted a few grins.
There were two full sea days on Friday and Saturday. Our typical day at sea goes something like this: around 06:30 our deck 9 steward brings tea and juice, ordered the previous evening by hanging a filled out form on the cabin door before we go to bed. When he arrives, sometimes we’re awake and sometimes not, particularly if the clocks have gone forward overnight. In the latter event it can’t be a pretty sight which confronts him when I eventually open the door, but he manages to hide any revulsion.
Around 07:00 or so I [Max] do three fast laps of the Promenade Deck, which equals a mile, and Kay [until the picked up her cold] does 20min or so on a treadmill in the gym. Depending on how we feel, breakfast is either in the buffet Horizon Court on deck 14, with great views [at sea, the horizon is around 3.6 or 20km at 33m above sea level], or in the formal dining room on deck 6. By the time we’ve finished breakfast our fairly gay Filipino cabin steward Jack has made the bed, tidied the cabin and provided fresh towels.
Kay then goes off to a Knitters and Natters group for 3hrs or so while I either do some work in the cabin on one of the seven or eight projects I’ve taken along to work on, or go to a lecture, which could be about the next port we’re to visit, or a so-called ‘enrichment lecture’ which have so far included a series on WW2 in the Pacific, elements of science, and human health, all of which have been presented by experts in the field. The last one is particularly apt given the median age of the passengers – I’m a young fella.
After lunch about 13:00, either in the deck 14 buffet, the formal dining room, the pizza bar or the outdoor grill on deck 12, we may watch a movie, play trivia, read or work on projects, and often have what we’ve been told to call a short SCAN [Senior Citizens Afternoon Nap], or watch a bit of TV. On-board TV includes Murdoch’s Sky Australia ‘Australia Channel’ which is broadcast by the government to South East Asia and, you may remember, under Abbott’s inspired leadership, replaced the ABC’s international TV channel. It’s bloody awful, embarrassing for Australia’s image, and not unlike the US Fox, with a mish mash of Mark Latham, Alan Jones, some Stan Zemanek clone called Paul Murray, and a host of other right wing Sky commentators. But we do get some Australian news, filtered though it is.
After another mile around deck 7 or on the treadmill, it’s sundowner drinks on the balcony or in one of the bars, followed by dinner. Unlike the old days when cheap, duty free booze used to be served on ships, the booze is expensive, so quite a few people have taken to smuggling bottles of wine or spirits on-board at each port. Everything is scanned on return to the ship, but even though it’s against ship’s regulations, no one that we know of has yet been pulled up. There’s also a two for one happy hour from 15:00 to 16:00 when throngs walk out of the bar laden with booze they’re taking back to their cabins. We haven’t resorted to either ploy yet, … yet?
Dinner is either a dress-up affair with our six other permanent and quite acceptable table companions in the formal dining room from 19:45, or in sandals and shorts whenever suits us in the buffet, which often has grill to order, while you watch, fish or steak. We may then go to a late show or more often, direct to bed to read for a while.
Through driving rain, we arrived in Pape’ete at 12:00 yesterday, Sunday, to find there was a major civil emergency unfolding, with major flooding and landslides. Consequently emergency services throughout the island and in the capital were overloaded, Les Frogs refused to accept more people on the island, and despite all Captain Gennaro’s Italian charm and pleading [he said], we were refused permission to go ashore. But never mind, we’re back here in 10 weeks or so, on a Saturday then, when things will be open.
Nevertheless, we did manage to offload two passengers who needed to be hospitalised. Every few days on-board there is a call over the PA for the ‘medical emergency’ team.
One consequence of the flooding was a lack of power, so our bunkering operation took four hours longer than anticipated and we didn’t leave until 03:30 today, Monday. Another was the closure of the international airport which meant entertainers for the period from here to Valparaiso couldn’t join the ship, so we’re to be under-entertained, and forced to watch reruns of ‘Hacksaw Ridge’. We’re now steaming east through intermittent rain to Pitcairn Island, and then on to Easter Island
Today, Monday, our 200 strong Cruise Critic group had its first Monday lunch at tables of six or eight, which afforded the opportunity to chat with a whole new group of geriatricsJ.
Sat 29 Jan; 10:00 [Time zone GMT-5]
Good morning all. Kay is still getting over her cold which is now an annoying cough.
Pitcairn
Except for two hours steaming twice around Pitcairn Island on Thursday morning, we’ve now been sailing ESE at around 19kn for six days through long comfortable swells which seem to have upset no one, and expect to be at Easter Island tomorrow [Sun] morning at 07:00. The island is in time zone GMT-5 during summer and we have been putting the clock forward an hour for most nights during the last six days since leaving Pape’ete, which was in time zone GMT-10. Our body clocks are thus way out and we’re both having difficulty getting to sleep.
NW point of Pitcairn - Mummy and Daddy rocks
Most everyone knows intellectually that the Pacific Ocean is big but actually sailing though it like this gives a visceral understanding of its size. And it’s deep. There’s a lot of water out here, thank God for gravity. Sailing through it 400 years ago was really a leap into the unknown. And how anyone could believe the world was flat after chasing the endless and unbroken circle of the horizon for months on end is a tribute to the power and influence of the priests.
The Pitcairn Islands [Pitcairn (volcanic, 4.6km2), Henderson (uplifted coral atoll, 37.3km2), Ducie (atoll, 0.7km2) and Oeno (atoll, 0.65km2)} are the only British Overseas territory in the Pacific. Only Pitcairn, the second largest with an E-W length of 3.6km, is inhabited by descendants of the Bounty mutineers and the Tahitians who accompanied them. The islands were named after15yo Midshipman Robert Pitcairn of the British sloop HMS Swallow [Capt Philip Carteret] who was the first on the ship to sight them on 3 Jul 1767.
In 1790 nine mutineers and six Tahitian men, eleven women and a baby girl from the Bounty settled on the uninhabited Pitcairn Island. Confrontation soon followed about access to the Tahitian women, who the Europeans attempted to reserve for themselves. Alcohol, murder and disease soon killed off all the men except John Adams.
In 1856 all 193 Pitcairners sailed for Norfolk Island, but 19 soon returned, followed later by a further 27. The population peaked in 1937 at 233 but has since fallen with migration, particularly to NZ, to 53, with only two children born in the 21 years to 2012 – extinction is looming for Pitcairners. Almost all islanders are SDAs, and ministers from NZ come for a two
Adamstown, Pitcairn Island
year stay.
Pitcairn bees are disease free and exceptionally docile, and the island exports honey to the UK and NZ. It’s sold by Fortnum & Mason and is said to be a favourite of the Queen and Prince Charles.
As you’re probably aware, the Pitcairn Islanders is another society who believe their culture is fixed and immutable, and continues to allow sexual relations with minors. The British government didn’t agree and in 2004 charged and convicted 13 of the male islanders, and gaoled six of them. In 2010 the mayor was charged with possession of child pornography images and videos. The UK government won’t allow any of their staff to bring their children onto the island. Amazingly many people, and a few newspapers in the UK, continue to criticise the government’s actions on the grounds that ‘they’ve always done it’, culture trumps all.
Bounty Bay
We’re told that the islanders used to come out to cruise ships in their longboat and sell craft items on board while the ship was circling the island, but this doesn’t happen now [or didn’t this time, anyway] – we saw one resident on a quad bike for about 30sec.
Australia Day was raucously celebrated on-board, with lots of flags, thong throwing, pie and pavlova eating, and all types of jingo – one guy in a green crocodile hat, a rather large woman dressed as a big jar of Vegemite – you don’t want to see the photographs.
Captain Gennaro continues to give good value – we’re still afloat, and we had a drink each courtesy of him on Thursday evening, and last night was the Captain’s cocktail party on the open Riviera deck 12, which however had to be postponed because of rain. And his noon report is worth listening to, ‘from the beautiful and friendly …. Sea Princess’, and, for example, what’s the origin of the phrase: ‘show a leg’ – many women used to stow away on old Royal Navy sailing ships and when the watch was roused, anyone still in their hammocks was required to ‘show a leg’ to prove they weren’t [male] crew; and ‘son of a gun’ – a male child born [on the gun deck] to a female stowaway during a voyage was entered into the ships log as a ‘son of a gun’ if the father was unknown. Adjacent guns were often fired to ‘facilitate the birth’. We were given no information on female children.

3.
Tue 31 Jan; 11:00
This is our second day steaming ESE to Valparaiso after leaving Easter Island; we’re now in time zone GMT-4 after clocks went a further hour forward last night. The only excitement has been a small fire in a pizza oven, which had the crew at emergency stations for a short time late in the evening, but didn’t affect us except that we were woken by the stand down PA broadcast. Otherwise it has been our standard daily shipboard routine since leaving Pitcairn at around 10:00 on Thursday, with intermittent rain, intermittent sun, and a relatively calm, short 1½m swell which doesn’t cause any significant pitch or roll of this ship.
Sunday 29 Jan saw us at Easter Island by 07:00 but unfortunately the Chilean authorities were late on-board and no one got off the ship until after 09:00. It’s a tender port but the berth is small and confined so it took quite a while for all passengers to be landed, even with three 105 person capacity tenders in service. We were in one of the early tenders and were ashore by 09:30 after waiting for nearly two hours. The ship gives tender priority to those doing ship sponsored tours, and we weren’t.
But we were doubly lucky – what they don’t tell you in the brochures is that only between one in five and one in ten cruise ships arrive when swell conditions are low enough to put passengers ashore in the tender boats. There are passengers on-board who have been here up to six times and never got ashore. And secondly because the tour we’d arranged with Easter Island Spirit was exceptional. The company is owned by a high born Scot and ex British Army Grenadier Guard named Grant-Peterkin who lives on the island, and our guide was a passionate and very knowledgeable American called Dale Simpson, very willing and happy to share his knowledge, who has also lived on the island for 16yrs, is married to a Rapa Nui woman, and is completing a PhD on island geomorphology and geology through the University of Qld. He also has his own History Channel TV show. As Kay says, ‘Today I ticked off something I hadn’t realised was on my bucket list. Not only did we go ashore against the odds but we lucked out with our tour guide as well. Seriously it couldn’t have been a better experience.’ We didn’t get back to the ship until 18:00 and I was sunburnt and thirsty – a few beers were very welcome.
Port at Rapa Nui with tender unloading. VASI light towers in background
A little bit about Easter Island [Rapa Nui in Polynesian and Isla da Pascua in Spanish]. Of 164km2, it is a special territory of Chile consisting of three extinct coalesced volcanoes. The nearest inhabited land is Pitcairn Island, 2,075km west and the nearest reasonable size town is Rikitea on the French Polynesian island of Mangareva, 2,605km west. Since 1995 it has been a UNESCO world heritage site because of the 887 extant statues called moai created by the early Rapa Nui people. Most of the island is, and most of the moai are in, Rapa Nui National Park, and the park entry fee is a hefty USD80 per person.
Radio-carbon dating of artefacts suggest the island was settled by Polynesian people around 1200CE, towards the end of the Polynesian trans-Pacific migration. It’s estimated that by the beginning of the 17th century the island population was around 15,000 but by the time the first European, Dutchman Jacob Roggeveen arrived on 1 Apr 1722 [Easter Sunday], the population had dropped to around 2,500 due to overpopulation, deforestation, the introduction of the Polynesian rat and the extinction of natural resources [21 tree species, all land bird species]. Jared Diamond asserts that the Rapa Nui became cannibals after the extreme deforestation disrupted an already precarious ecosystem, although there seems to be no tangible evidence for this assertion.
Peruvian slave raiding in 1862, and the subsequent introduction of European diseases created devastating epidemics. Missionaries and sheep farmers arriving soon after began buying up much of the island, and in 1871 the missionaries removed all but 171 Rapa Nui to French Polynesia. By 1877 there were only 111 inhabitants. Alexander Salmon, son of an English Jewish merchant and a Tahitian princess, bought up the entire island, except the Catholic mission area in the town of Hanga Roa, and repatriated many of the Rapa Nui from his Polynesian copra plantations to work on the island. He effectively ruled the island from 1878 until his all-encompassing Maison Brander [after Scotsman John Brander, Salmon’s brother-in-law] sheep station holdings were sold to Chile on 2 Jan 1888. Chile subsequently annexed the island on 9 Sep 1888.
Rano Kau crater. Water in crater is 50m deep, top of saddle is 50m above water in crater and 80m ASL, top of crater wall is 130m ASL.
Until 1953 the Rapa Nui were confined to Hanga Roa town and the island was rented to Williamson Balfour Co of the UK as a sheep station. It then became a Chilean Navy base until 1966, when it was reopened to public access and the Rapa Nui given Chilean citizenship. The Easter Island airport [Mataveri International] runway was extended by the US from 423m to 3,353m in 1987 as an alternative landing site for the NASA space shuttles, but has never been used for this purpose.
The indigenous Rapa Nui have lately begun to protest at their treatment by Chile, surely with a fair degree of justification, claiming that their ancestors had been cheated into giving up their land. There doesn’t seem to be any strong and legal land tenure system even now. Only in the last ten years or so, our
The joys of cruising with 2,500 people. The queue waiting for a tender back to the ship. There was a bit of aggro against the ship’s officers, which prompted a strong but fair rebuke from Captain Gennaro the next day.
guide said, a Chilean corporation ejected indigenous ‘owners’ and took over land near the port for a major hotel: the hotel was occupied by the indigenous protestors in 2010, who were then ejected by Chilean cops with rubber bullet guns; there is now a permanent demonstration outside the hotel.
It is thought the moai, erected on stone platforms called ahu, represent ancestors and those with completed eye sockets look inland over their descendants. There are nearly 1,000 moai but most were never erected, and by 1825 a British ship reported seeing no standing statues. Thor Heyerdahl was responsible for the re-erection of the first in 1955 and around 50 have now been re-erected.
Sometime between the mid-16th and mid-18th centuries the moai ancestor cult was overtaken by a Birdman cult similar to that in Hawaii. Every year at the coming of the Sooty Terns to a small islet 3km off the coast, a competition was held where warriors competed to run and swim from within the cone of the extinct volcano Rano Kau to Motu Nui islet, collect an egg and bring it back to land. Curiously, the chief for the coming year was the person given the first egg, and not the warrior who brought the first one back. The missionaries put a stop to the cult in the 1860s.
[Max: G’day Tess & Tony – glad to hear we’ve now got Alex Mitchell in the fold. It’s also good to know there is a physical limit to the size of an analogue clock; it’s been a worry that’s been keeping me awake for years.] [Kay: Thank you Rebecca, for the Sukin body scrub and cream. I’ve brought them with me and uses them regularly. Lovely products.]
Sat 4 Feb; 12:00
And the time is 12 noon. You find us heading SW down the coast of Chile to our next port, Puerto Montt where we’re due to arrive at 07:00 tomorrow. Another cruise ship, Silver Spirit out of Nassau, is presently on our port beam and is due in Puerto Montt at the same time tomorrow, so Captain Gennaro has just told us he’s aiming to get there first to bag the best mooring position, nearest the tender jetty, for Sea Princess. My GPS which I fired up this morning says our heading is 201° and we’re steaming at 34km/hr.
In all of the passage across the Pacific, only two vessels were sighted, a yacht and a small cargo ship. But we did see a large group of what we think were sea otters travelling beside us for a while, days sailing from anywhere. Yesterday we finally reached South America, and ¯Valparaiso and the horn¯, and spent a great, but fairly exhausting day with eight other Seafarers on a five hour walking tour of the city, led by our very knowledgeable guide Danae, a porteňo but she has a Greek name.
Spain had conquered and colonised Chile in the mid-16th century, replacing Inca rule. The Straits of Magellan which form the southern boundary of the country were first used by Ferdinand Magellan, exploring on behalf of Spain, in 1520. The conquest of Chile by Pedro de Valdivia, one of Francisco Pizarro’s lieutenants, began in earnest in 1540. It became one of the most militarised of Spain’s South American possessions, cut off from the other colonies by the Atacama Desert in the north, the Andes and the unsubdued indigenous Mapuche in the south, and menaced by the Dutch and British – Sir Francis Drake raided Valparaiso in 1578.
Napoleon’s replacement of the Spanish king with his brother Joseph in 1808 prompted revolution throughout Spain’s colonial possessions in South America. In Chile a junta loyal to Ferdinand, the heir to the deposed king proclaimed in 18 Sep 1810 led to a movement for total independence under José Miguel Carrera and his two brothers. A Spanish reconquista ensued but the new Chile triumphed, led by Bernardo O’Higgins who challenged Carrera’s leadership, and
José de St Martin, the leader of Argentina’s war of independence, who crossed the Andes and defeated the royalists. Chile became an independent republic on 12 Feb 1818, although its national day is celebrated on 18 Sep.
A boundary treaty in 1881 gave Chile sovereignty over the Straits of Magellan, and the War of the Pacific with Peru and Bolivia between 1879 and 1883 expanded Chile’s territory northward by almost a third, ending Bolivia’s access to the Pacific Ocean.
Valparaiso Bay was first entered by the Spanish in 1536 and remained a small village with a church until a merchant reclaimed wharves and built much of the town between 1810 and 1830. In 1818 after independence the town became the main base of the new Chilean Navy, and so remains, and between 1828 and 1837 it was also a major Royal Navy base in the eastern Pacific Ocean. The town soon became the stopover for ships rounding Cape Horn, particularly during the California gold rush from 1848 to 1858, and remained a significant port until the completion of the Panama Canal in 1914, when Valparaiso lost its vital role as the major stopping point for shipping going from the north Atlantic to the north Pacific via the Magellan Straits. However there has been a significant renaissance in the last 20 years, and parts of the city became a UNESCO World Heritage site in 2003.
The city has been subject to major natural catastrophes: devastating earthquakes in Nov 1822, Aug 1906 and Feb 2010, and a major bushfire in Apr 2014.
One of Chile’s heroes of the independence wars against Spain is Admiral Thomas Cochrane of the Royal Navy, on whom Patrick O’Brien’s Jack Aubrey is partly based. Cochrane established and led the Chilean Navy for four years from 1818.
Valparaiso is a city of brightly coloured houses, graffiti, murals and lots of mangy stray dogs, and yesterday lots of drunken rock fans who were there for a week long free music festival. The business district is on the reclaimed waterfront land and the people live in precarious houses and flats on the steep, crumbling hillsides, and use ascensores [funiculars or elevators] to get to and from their homes.
Kay has just returned from her Knitters and Natters craft group with the news that yesterday a passenger died under a trolley bus and anther, one of the craft group, died in the cruise terminal. Attrition.
Tue 7 Feb; 12:30
The interesting news is that, rumour has it, a number of passengers were put ashore at Valparaiso for abusive behaviour towards crew members, in the queue at Easter Island and in the dining room where, it’s said, a waiter copped some food and a plate. Can’t vouch for the truth of it but there’s no doubt there are some arrogant, self-entitled pigs aboard.
There was one sea day between Valparaiso and our next port of Puerto Montt on Sunday 5 Feb. The city, named after Manuel Montt, Chilean President from 1851 to 1861, is at the northern end of the Reloncavi sound, and began life in 1853 with the German colonisation of southern Chile. It’s the hub of the second largest salmon aquaculture
Frutillar
industry in the world but suffered severe economic loss in the late 2000s as a result of disease.
We did a so-so bus tour through the area with a so-so guide; highlights were:
· Puerto Varas on Lake Llanquihue, the city of roses founded by German immigrants in 1853, with the conical Osorno volcano and the snow-capped peaks of Mt Calbuco and Mt Tronador clearly visible from the shore.
· Petrohué [petro-way] Falls.
· Frutillar on Lake Llanquihue founded by German immigrants in 1856.
This area of Chile is a lot like the Alaskan coast with lots of islands and fjords which penetrate a long way inland, and it’s possible to sail within sheltered intra-coastal waterways, as we did. I had fun watching our tortuous progress on the GPS.
Monday was Puerto Chacabuco in Aysén Fjord. Puerto Aysén at the head of the fjord is 15km from Puerto Chacabuco.
¯Chile no sereno¯ Puerto Varas
It was settled around 1914 and became a city in 1928, serving the region’s cattle stations. Fishing and salmon farming are now the leading economic activities. Until 1955 it was the region’s main port but bushfires caused widespread deforestation and erosion which effectively silted up the harbour. As a result, the port was moved downstream to Puerto Chacabuco, to which it is linked via a suspension bridge, which has been translated from Spanish as a ‘hung’ bridge.
 Along with eight others, we caught local buses from Puerto Chacabuco to Puerto Aysén and a further 65km to Coyhaique, at the confluence of the Río Simpson and Río Coyhaique. Founded in 1929 and now with a population of over 50,000, it’s known as the ‘cow town’ that kept on growing, mainly now servicing adventure sports and white river rafting. It is only 25km to the Argentine border. The driver of the bus was kind enough to point out and slow down so the tourists on board [us ten] got to look at all the sights. Our tour cost us USD5 each; an exactly similar tour organised directly by the ship was $220 each.
It’s now a cold 6°C as we head still further south for Punta Arenas where we’re due to anchor at 06:00 on Thursday.


Sat 11 Feb; 10:00
After leaving Purto Chacabuco on Monday evening, we threaded south through the fjord passages of the Patagonian coast of Chile towards our next port, Punta Arenas, stopping on Wednesday morning for a look at the Amalia or Skua Glacier on
Amalia Glacier
the Sarmiento Channel. This tidewater glacier, which originates in the southern Patagonian icefield, has receded over 7km in recent years. Later that day we entered the Magellan Straits from the Smyth Channel, the southward extension of the Sarmiento Channel, rounded Cape Froward which is the southernmost point of mainland South America, and arrived in Punta Arenas, another tender port, on Thursday morning at 06:00.
Magellan Straits; Punta Arenas
Most of the Patagonian coast of Chile and the Straits of Magellan are closely associated with Australia because they were largely surveyed by Captain Phillip Parker King RN, the son of Philip Gidley King who was governor of Norfolk Island and then of NSW. Parker King surveyed much of the Australian coast from Tasmania around through the Kimberley coast to Torres Strait in HMS Mermaid and HMS Bathurst between 1817 and 1822. He was then given command of HMS Adventure, with HMS Beagle also under his command, and spent five years surveying the Patagonian coast from 1826 to 1830. He died in Sydney in 1856, a Rear Admiral and member of the NSW Legislative Council.
HMS Beagle, with Robert FitzRoy in command and Charles Darwin as supernumary, continued the surveys during a second voyage from 1831 to 1836. HMS Beagle must have had a curse on it –FitzRoy became commander because the previous commander shot himself in a fit of depression, and after a storied career including governor of NZ, FitzRoy cut his own throat.
Punta Arenas [aka Sandy Point], founded as a penal colony, is an interesting place. We first took a taxi out to a great maritime museum, Museo Nao Victoria, with full size replicas of Magellan’s ship Nao Victoria and Shackleton’s whale boat, among others. Not being able to get a taxi, we took a local bus back into town and visited two mansions in town, Palacio Braun- Magellan’s ship Nao Victoria
Menendez which is now a museum; and Palacio Sarah Braun which is now partly a museum, partly a hotel and partly a great bar, the Shackleton Bar, the association being that Shackleton
induced the people of Punta Arenas to help him fund and, after three attempts, recover the other members of his polar expedition who he had left marooned on South Georgia Island [?].
In the main square of the city, Plaza Muňoz
HMS Beagle
Garmera, is a warlike statue of Ferdinand Magellan with a local, now extinct, Tehuelche indian at his feet – legend has it that if you rub his big toe you’ll come back to Punta Arenas, so we can expect to see Kay heading off again at some time.
The mansions were originally the homes of families who, for 50 years to around 1918, were the centre of the Patagonian wool industry, owners of enormous sheep stations, such as Sociedad Explotadora de Tierra del Fuego, controlling over 10,000km2 which extended over both Chile and Argentina, and who lived in Punta Arenas in fabulous luxury. The city’s
         Ferdinand Magellan [note shiny big toe]
economy is now based on tourism and Tierra del Fuego oil.
The ship left Punta Arenas at 19:00 on Thursday and sailed south, back down the Beagle Channel and the Magdalena Channel and then west along the Cockburn Channel to the open sea. This was about 02:00 on Friday morning, and we could feel the wind and swell in the cabin for 45min or so before we again turned east into sheltered waters, heading along the Ballenero & O’Brien Channels and the Brazo Noroeste to the Beagle Channel, passing another five glaciers coming off the Patagonian ice sheet, and on to Ushuaia on Argentina’s smaller portion of Tierra del Fuego.
Ushuaia was established as penal colony and we took a ride on a restored section of the wood lines railway which took the prisoners out to cut wood for heating and power for the prison and growing town. It’s not the best planned city but is fairly speccy with the multi-coloured houses and roofs spreading up into the mountain valleys behind the shoreline. There were three Antarctic cruise ships in the port on the day we were there. The Argentine naval base at Ushuaia was the home port of the cruiser General Belgrano, sunk by a British submarine in 1982.
Beaver dam
The rest of our day in Ushuaia was spent on a guided tour of the Tierra del Fuego National Park. Of interest was the damage from beavers which were imported in the 50’s from Canada, along
Seafarers with Tierra del Fuego flag; white giant wandering Albatross, southern cross on a blue [sky] background, fires of Tierra del Fuego
with mink and muskrat. The idea was to establish a fur trade but since it’s not as cold in Ushuaia as it is/was where the animals came from originally, the pelt didn’t grow as thick and consequently had no value as a fur. But the beavers have been busy doing what beavers do, fornicating, multiplying enormously and building extensive dams which have killed trees, turned creeks into swamps, and caused much damage. I suggested they import cane toads to fix the problem, but it didn’t go over well.
Chilean naval station on Horn Island with Hall Island in background
After leaving Ushuaia at 20:00 yesterday, we headed east and south out of the Beagle Channel, then west, doing a full anti-clockwise transit around Horn Island about 07:30 this morning,
Changeable weather around Cape Horn – approaching rain squall, then rainbow, then sunny
passing Cape Horn on our port side [our cabin is on the port side] and crossing from the Pacific to the Atlantic oceans through Drake Passage, between the island and Antarctica. Our Garmin GPS recorded it. During the transit we closed to less than 900m from the island in gale force 7-8 winds [45kn]. However, the swell conditions were disappointingly calm.
Traditionally, those who have rounded the Horn are entitled to wear a gold loop earring — in the left ear, the one which had faced the Horn in a typical eastbound passage — and to dine with one foot on the table; or two feet on the table if they have also rounded the Cape of Good Hope. Max has done both.
Surprisingly, despite the ice, wind and wave hazards of the open waters of Drake Passage, most sailing vessels have and continue
Albatross monument on Horn Island to sailors who have lost their lives rounding the Horn
to use Drake Passage because the narrow sheltered waters of the Magellan Straits and the Beagle Channel are subject to treacherous winds, called williwaws, and the high probability of being driven onto a lee shore.
We’re now heading ENE for Stanley and the Falkland Islands [Las Malvinas for our Argentine friends], with sunny skies, single figure temperatures and through surprisingly calm seas for the South Atlantic.
Wed 15 Feb: 10:30
Well, you’ll be pleased to know we are now both back on our walking routines after finally getting over the colds we’ve both picked up, Kay then Max. It’s going through the ship, with some insisting it is now the dreaded URTI lurgy requiring a full range of antibiotic treatments. And to make matters worse, poor Captain Gennaro lost his bow thrusters yesterday in what he described as a ‘technical failure’. I can’t enlighten you as to how that’s different to an unqualified ‘failure’. Nevertheless, his technical team worked hard and found ‘em again by the end of the day.
A few more items that keep life on board interesting – the walking machines which Kay uses are in the gym on Deck 12 aft, over cabins on deck 11, which consequently are some of the cheaper cabins. (Cheaper cabins are often ones that passengers have been assigned or upgraded to, for a cheaper price because they are subject to noise or light, rather than one the passenger chooses directly. It’s a bit like buying a cheaper house near the airport and complaining about the noise). That hasn’t stopped complaints from those in the cabins, who have now managed to get gym hours reduced by two, to the irritation of Kay and other fitness fanatics.
Passengers are divided into classes depending on how many days they have cruised with Princess or its sister companies like Carnival, P&O etc. And many people have managed to upgrade their class by delving into their old records and showing they had previously travelled with P&O, back in the 60s, for example and well before it was a part of Carnival Lines. We are in the second tier class, Platinum, which gets us 500min each of free Wifi access per cruise section, which isn’t insignificant when Wifi access costs $20 for 30min and it’s S  L  O  W. But I digress. The top class Elite, gets free laundry and priority in embarkation and disembarkation queues. They’re not happy because there are too many of them on this cruise, and the ship won’t honour the commitment they think their entitled to, to jump queues on embarkation or disembarkation.
Princess Cruises do a lot of things well but despite having to get many people on and off their many ships at many ports every day, their crowd management skills remain almost totally non-existent. Re-embarking at Stanley, where there was a minimum 1hr return tender trip, ended up a fiasco towards the end of the day, with long queues on the jetty, because all of the four operating tenders were taken out of service at the same time for refuelling. Yesterday at Puerto Madryn, near departure time when everyone arrives back, they seem to have forgotten that oceans have tides, and had to suddenly take one of the gangways out of service for over an hour to reposition it, with an enormous queue as a result. We were on board and overlooking the action from our balcony – it was more entertaining than watching people put up a large complicated tent for the first time. Although it wasn’t so good for some of the frail and elderly who had to negotiate a steep, cleated gangway with no steps.
As usual so far, the weather and sea state remained perfect for our passage ENE from Cape Horn to Stanley in the Falkland Islands where we dropped anchor at 08:00 on Sunday 8 Feb. I drove Kay mad quoting Oliver Hardy’s constant refrain ‘This is another fine mess you’ve got me into, Stanley’.
We hadn’t felt like sitting in the back of a 4WD for six hours in order to drive out on an expensive [$400+], rough and bumpy shore excursion to see some penguins so we spent the day with eight others who joined us, walking through Stanley, the one and only town. The population of the islands is 4,500; but 2,000 are British service personnel and all but 400 live in Stanley. About 85% are British, with the remainder mainly from St Helena and Chile. The official, hard to believe blurb, says that except for defence, the islands are self-governing and self-financing.
Like Gibraltar, with whom the islanders have a close affinity, the atmosphere is ‘more British than the British’, because both are claimed fairly vociferously by a large neighbouring country, and it is not certain that the UK will forever support their remaining as a part of the UK, even though frequent referendums always have something like 98 per cent of the population voting to remain. In any case, notwithstanding UN protocols about the ‘will of the people’, I’m not sure the UK now has the will or military [naval] resources to respond like Margaret Thatcher, if it went bad in Argentina again and they decided to invade like they did in 1982, to take the people’s minds off the country’s ills. It remains a strongly emotional issue in Argentina. Despite being advised to not wear any clothing/etc bearing Falkland Islands logo, we expect to see it happen in BA on Friday and Saturday. We’re not cynical, we’re realists with experience.
I’ve always been interested in the islands since 1982, and have read many of the books which have been written on that war, so even though it was only for a day and we couldn’t get out to any of the battlefield sites, I really enjoyed our visit. So did Kay, but probably not for the all the same reasons.
Government House, Stanley
We had a full day at sea after the Falklands, and arrived at 07:00 on Tuesday at our next port, Puerto Madryn in Patagonian Argentina. It’s a town of about 120,000 population on the Golfo Nuevo, founded in 1865 by Welsh immigrants and named after the Welsh estate of their Baron, Sir Love Jones-Parry. They were part of a concerted push by the Argentine government to attract immigrants from Europe to populate Patagonia after the government had systematically exterminated all
Guanaco
the indigenous Indians.
Rhea
One of those immigrants was the Australian poet Dame Mary Gilmore who spent a few years on a southern Patagonian sheep station, of which there are many, with her shearer husband. She had arrived from Australia as a radical young woman to participate in William Lane’s utopian settlement New Australia in Uruguay, but moved on to Argentina when utopia fell apart. Patagonia is a lot like The Nullarbor, low acacia shrubs, no trees, dry and plenty of sheep.
Apart from sheep and a large Aluar aluminium refinery which takes its refined bauxite mainly from Australia, Puerto Madryn has tourism because it is adjacent to Peninsula Valdez which is a Patrimonio de Humanidad [UNESCO World Heritage site], full of protected guanaco, rhea, armadillo, Magellanic penguins, sea lions, elephant seals and orcas, among others. We spent a full day driving by small bus through the arid landscape, which supports 16 sheep estancias, stopping at various spots to look at the animals – or let them look at us; I wasn’t sure by the end.
At present we’re on our way to Montevideo, sailing through thick fog, as we have been since leaving Stanley. We normally sleep with the balcony door open, and have it open during the day too, to avoid too much air conditioning – last night and this morning have been very noisy, with the ship sounding its big boofy fog horn for 5sec every minute.
As you probably know, it was just outside Montevideo where Capt Hans Langsdorff scuttled the German battleship Admiral Graf von Spee after the Battle of the River Plate with the Royal Navy and Royal NZ Navy in Dec 1939. Stanley, where we were yesterday, was the site of the battle of the Falklands in 1915 when a Royal Navy squadron under Admiral Sir Doveton Sturdee sunk Admiral Graf von Spee and the ships under his command, including the battleships Scharnhorst and Gneisenau.
Hope you are all enjoying the Follies de Trump from Washington. We are seeing more than desired of Donald on MSNBC, which is one of a very thin choice of TV channels. We lost Australian Sky News weeks ago.


Mon 20 Feb; 16:00
We’ve now been on this ship for 43 days and have a further 46 to go – not even half way and we’ve now blown all our gratis on-board credit; that means, from now on we‘re paying for our own drinks. We’re also now well out of the colder climes and the temperatures are heating up - 30°C is now normal during the day.
Did you know that you can be with us, vicariously at least, by going to the Princess Cruises website, going to the Sea Princess page and clicking on our bow web cam which updates in real-time every 5min or so. You should get some good views as we transit the Panama Canal between 06:00 and 16:30 on 8 March. We’re in time zone GMT-3 so you’ll need to add 14 hours to these times and dates.
On Thursday the ship was berthed and cleared by the Uruguayan authorities in Montevideo earlier than planned and we were able to disembark by 09:45, 15min earlier than the scheduled berthing time. This was good because I had a party of 24 Seadrifters to lead into the heart of the city to meet our free walking tour guide in Plaza Independencia, and some of ‘em aren’t the fastest walkers. Nevertheless, it was only a 20min walk from the port anyway, and we all made it in good time. The 3hr walking tour was very, very good, mainly [completely] due to the 27yo guide Valentin who had just the right mix of knowledge, humour, irony and a finely honed absurdity.
Uruguay is rather unusual in South America, and indeed in the world, and Valentin proudly pointed out why. It was founded and has been run, at least until 30 or so years ago, by Freemasons who have implanted their lucky number beliefs into names, buildings and political systems. Like Australia, the country has been sued by Phillip Morris [who lost] for requiring cigarettes to be sold in plain packaging with confronting photographs. Abortion, the growing, sale and consumption of marijuana are all legal; hospitals, medical treatment and education are all government funded; and to become a Uruguayan citizen requires one to walk 1½ blocks from Plaza Independencia to the Immigration Dept, with only a birth certificate and USD6.
The country has a population of 3.4M which has changed hardly at all in the last thirty years because, Valentin insisted, women in Uruguay would rather be educated and work than have a lot of kids. But there are 3.8 cows per person, and ‘to control the bovine population’ they eat a lot of beef – it is said that being gay is perfectly acceptable, in the army or anywhere else, but being vegetarian attracts extreme social ostracism. Vegetarian restaurants are not allowed to exist on the main streets, and have to be tucked in back alleys.
In fact, Uruguayans think so little of marriage as an institution that, just for the party value, they hold faux marriages where the paying guests go into a ballot for the leading parts such as bridegroom, etc; Valentin told of an occasion when he was the ‘best man’ and the ‘mother-in-law’ was younger than the ‘bride’, who was geriatric.
It is the most secular country in South America, and possibly the world – less than 20 per cent profess to belong to an organised religion, and the main Anglican cathedral opens on only three days per year. Altogether, it is a refreshingly social-liberal country, with a high per capita GDP, similar to the Scandinavian countries. It’s now on the top of my list of countries we’ve visited on this trip that I’d like to spend much more time in than the 9hrs we had.
Refreshingly a big public holiday beach party is traditionally followed the next day by the party goers returning to the scene of the crime to clean up. We wonder how many of the citizens of Sydney would turn up at Bondi or elsewhere after New Year’s celebrations.
After the tour we joined a young Brit for lunch in a parilla café in the markets, and shared a bottle of the excellent local Norteňa cerveza which, incidentally, is another good reason to come back for a longer stay. Damien, the Brit, was an interesting young man, working for Google in Germany, and holidaying in Uruguay with his workmate and girlfriend [?], staying with her parents in Montevideo. He did the tour while she was elsewhere on the day.
Buenos Aires, our next port, is only slightly more than a stone’s throw from the north shore to the south shore of the Rio de la Plata, but it was an eventful night. About 21:00, two hours or so after our departure from Montevideo, the ship was caught by a very strong wind gust which rolled her heavily onto the port beam – a wine glass in our cabin fell and shattered and a few wine bottles and a bottle of Campari also fell off our bar fridge cabinet but luckily didn’t break. Upstairs in the al fresco restaurant there was apparently chaos with food and crockery scattered everywhere. The swimming pools on the open deck 12 escaped their surrounding bunds and flooded down the stairs into public spaces and accommodation, and the fountain in the atrium on Deck 5 flooded the carpets. A bit of a mess all round. The crew required all passengers to remain seated for an hour or so to clean up spilt food and broken glass. We heard through the grapevine of more than a few injuries throughout the ship. Captain Gennaro was very apologetic and disconcerted.
The strong winds over the estuary had a further consequence – an MSC cruise ship in BA couldn’t get off its berth, and was late leaving. Because deep draught cruise ships can’t pass each other in the relatively shallow depths of the dredged channel into the port, Sea Princess had to anchor for four hours until the MSC ship had passed.
BA doesn’t have a cruise terminal as such [we berthed at an old abandoned bulk terminal and had to get to the terminal gate by shuttle bus through the cranes and containers of the busy port]. Getting shuttle tickets added another half hour on to our late arrival, at 12:00 instead of 08:00 on Friday, which meant we missed out on a free walking tour we had booked but, more drastically, quite a few passengers missed their flight connections for an overnight trip to Iguazu. Many others were leaving the ship for good and would also have missed their flights. A harrowing and graphic account of the problems is in boryssnorc.com, a blog by one of the nicer and younger passengers, Robyn Boyer, who’s travelling with her mother and with whom we are doing a few trips later in the cruise.
Having been to BA a few times over the years for lengthy stays, and with no booked commercial shore excursions, we weren’t worried about the delay. Max went ashore for an hour or so on Friday and we spent Saturday wandering the city [Casa Rosada, Plaza de Mayo, Florida, San Telmo, etc], having a parilla lunch, washed down with some Quilmes cerveza, before getting back on board by 15:00 for a 16:00 departure.
A few observations about BA after our last visit of ten days or so, 13 years ago, and my earlier visit of 2½ months in the late ‘80s:
·   There are now many people sleeping in the streets, something that I can’t remember seeing anywhere or at any time before, and there is much more graffiti, most of it strongly political.
·   The city is now much more westernised, with McDonalds, KFC, Starbucks and all the rest of the US fast food and other company logos now evident. The contrast doesn’t bode well for a strong and stable middle class.
·   While the feral overhead telephone and power wires aren’t so evident, the city is much dirtier and public services are evidently deteriorating.
We’ve been heading up the coast in slight seas and a low swell, [seems that’s the only sea state we are going to get – boring], for the last two days since leaving BA and tomorrow, Tuesday, we’re scheduled to arrive in Rio at 07:00. We’ll be up early to enjoy the sights of Copacabana, Ipanema, Corcovado and Sugar Loaf and arrival into Guanabara Bay. It’s supposed to be one of the spectacular ports of the world, like Cape Town, Sydney, San Francisco and Hong Kong.
Wed 22 Feb; 16:00
We were up at 06:00 for our arrival in Rio and were alongside a bit late, at 08:00 because of adverse currents, so Gennaro says. It really is a speccy port to enter, with the high rises of the beach suburbs of Copocabana and Ipanema on the port side, and Nitros on the starboard side, interspersed with rocky mounts rising from the sea, and the high and ragged mountains behind where the favelas stretch up from the rich peoples shoreside playgrounds – and ‘Christ the Redeemer’ with arms outstretched over all. The entrance to Guanabara Bay is narrow with an old Portuguese fort low on each rocky point, the rows of black open gun ports like rotten teeth in the cream stone. The ship rounds the main Brazilian naval base, with a carrier and an insidiously lethal looking black sub particularly evident, and then the city itself opens up before you.
Since we’d been here before, we didn’t see any need to queue with all the hordes at Corcovado and Sugar Loaf, but instead did a ‘free’ walking tour through the old city. The 2½hr tour was good, but nowhere near the stellar level of that in Montevideo. We tipped 50 Real, about USD8 each. With our companions Annette & Ray and Kel & Joyce, we all must have walked 17km or so from 09:00 until we returned to the ship at 16:00.
Kay and I had considered going out to a slap up churrascario dinner in the city which is its home, but age (not unreasonable
       Christ the Redeemer above Copacabana
given our exertions today) got to us and we settled for dinner on the ship. But the local beer we shared with our little group went down very well and allowed for a much welcome break before walking back to the ship.
As you can see, the citizens are fighting back; those are all bullet holes, some of them through 12mm plate
The city government is contemplating selling [privatising] the public utilities of water and sewage and there were major demonstrations outside the state government building against the proposal, as there should be. What was fascinating was the extraordinary number of cops and military and armoured cars congregated around the building and the adjacent streets; all in vicious looking riot gear with shields, heavily armed with automatic rifles, pistols and truncheons, just to keep the citizens under control. I counted five different police services, along with the military and the military police. This clearly wasn’t the arm of the law; it was the fist of the state.
But the militarisation of the civil police is a familiar trend we’ve all seen elsewhere around the world, or observed in detail at any civil protest in Australia in the last 15 years. I know that, for safety, one should keep clear of demonstrations in foreign cities but, like wanting to get closer to a big fire, they have a compelling fascination.
Still in Rio, today we headed uptown again to buy Scotch and wine, and then spent a few hours in the new and architecturally spectacular Museu do Amanhã [Museum of Tomorrow, museudoamanha.org.br/en] which had potential we thought, and which Kay liked but I found was a disappointment, all loud noises and flash computer graphics, with no depth. Part of the disappointment was the language barrier. There were some English language signs but not enough for us to take full advantage of the museum. Nevertheless I can’t complain too much because it was free – for mature people. Similarly, all public transport is also free for mature [>60yo] people of any nationality. For us boomers who now have to fight the x, y, and z et al generations to retain our simple pleasures, such as ‘60s music or the ABC as it was, it was refreshing to encounter so much respect and indulgence for us mature people.
(I should note that our on-board ‘destinations expert’, yankee [B]Hutch, who is there to supposedly tell us all there is to know, ‘information-wise’, about the next port, didn’t tell us about this, or anything else of any value ‘information-wise’.)
But frankly and ultimately, in my opinion Rio is a great city, big, clean and spectacular, and the people and the racial mixes they embody are very classy [particularly the ladies]. I can understand that if you had to run away from the law or responsibility, and had money, Rio would be the place to run to As Ronnie Biggs did].
We came off the berth today at 14:00 and are currently heading on easterly courses along the coast to Cabo Frio, where we turn north to our next port, Salvador. Kay is sipping her new Johnny Walker (distilled, blended and bottled in Scotland for $USD 35 for a litre) and soda, and I’m sipping a Campari and soda, and we’re about to repair to the balcony for a ½hr before a shower and then dinner. It’s a hard life, but someone has to do it.
Sat 25 Feb; 09:00
After an uneventful day at sea on Thursday, yesterday we docked in Salvador da Bahia at 11:00, two hours behind schedule.
Sea Gannet taking advantage of our uplift and bow wave
The delay is ascribed to more ‘technical problems’ with a generator [the ship has four diesel generators which power two electric motors which power the propellers], and to the presence of an adverse Brazilian current of 2kn or so. Although it has been encountered by mariners navigating the Brazilian coast for over 600 years, who knew? We’re informed that the ‘current and technical problem will make us a day late into our next port, Fortaleza, but won’t affect arrival times at later ports, which is good because our next port after Fortaleza is Barbados where we have a full day exclusive shorex booked.
Salvador is the capital of the Brazilian state of Bahia and was founded by the Portuguese in 1549 as the capital of Brazil and was the first and largest slave port, and is still the centre of Afro-Brazilian culture in the country. The newer lower town on the shore is separated from the old upper town, named Pelourinho and a UNESCO World Heritage site, by a steep escarpment connected by an old funicular and a 72m high elevado built in 1873, 15 centavos a ride.
Carnival week had just begun when we arrived and everything was closed, and boarded up against the depredations of the
The replica body parts of Bonfim
revellers, so after some adventures, Barry, Kerry, Kay and Max sat in the main square and watched the action for a few hours, over a beer or two.
Before that, with Max leading, we had caught a cab east to the nautical museum on the point, which was supposed to have a great view, in addition to having most interesting exhibits. Unfortunately however, our cab driver who had initially professed ‘no trouble’ and ‘OK’ turned out to have no English and no idea, so after some animated confrontations, we abandoned him and his cab, unpaid. His reaction was to also abandon his cab, in the middle of a busy road, and follow us pleading ‘my friend’. Eventually he gave up. Luckily we had left our man in a marina [which he maintained was our intended destination] and the two very nice and helpful girls in reception straightened us out, calling to confirm that the museum was closed because of carnival, so we caught another cab west to the imposing Church of Nosso Senhor do Bonfim on the other point of the bay, which in addition to its architecture and speccy interior, has for some reason which escaped us heathens, among other a display of replica body parts hanging in the vestry. The cab had waited, and we returned to the elevado near the ship, and went up to higher ground, or rose to a higher plane as you might say.
Another interesting aspect of our visit was the unusual fendering arrangements, where two floating pontoons, about 4m x 4m, kept the side of the ship off the quay, and thus in sufficient water depth for our draught of 8.5m. We sailed out of Salvador at 18:00 last night and are now heading around the bulge of South America to Fortaleza.
Some statistics for the run from Sydney to Rio are: we’ve burned 4,760 metric tons of diesel to sail 25,160km: that’s 5.3m/l; gone through 18,920 rolls of toilet paper; 4,750 individual serves of vegemite; 12.370 bottles of wine and 27,235 cans/bottles of beer; 132,000 eggs; and made 17,530 tonnes of fresh water. In addition, we’ve put our clocks forward by an hour 10 times, going from GMT+11 to GMT-3, when our crossing of the International Date Line is taken into account – 11+10-24 = -3.
Your friendly Salvador cops
and Bombeiros [firefighters]

Thu 2 Mar: 15:00
You find us today heading NW along the coast of Surinam, having rounded the eastern bump of South America and now heading at 19kn/h for Barbados, which we expect to reach tomorrow, berthing in Bridgetown at 08:00. There have been a few showers over the last few days, unusual on this cruise but refreshing for all that, but the swell and sea conditions have remained boringly benign and I suppose the only item of ‘news’ is that we now have an outbreak of norovirus on board, and strict food and cleanliness protocols are in place.
Carnival in Salvador
On Tuesday there were 11 people in isolation in their cabins, the number climbed to 21 yesterday, and today it is 15. Norovirus is the most widespread form of viral diarrhoea and is supposed to be fairly debilitating while it lasts, which isn’t all that long, one to three days. Everyone is exhorted to frequently wash their hands ‘for 20sec minimum’ and to use the hand sanitiser which has proliferated in dispensers throughout the ship. All food is now served by crew and is no longer self-serve in the Horizon Court buffet restaurant, there are now no salt and pepper shakers at any table and you have to take the little sachets individually, cutlery is now issued rather than laid out at each table as it was, and there is a now veritable horde of cleaners continually sanitising all handrails and door handles. I’m not surprised at the outbreak, there are some fairly feral people on board – a while ago, before the outbreak, Kay and I came across a woman selecting her peach by picking each one up, giving it a squeeze, then putting it back until she was satisfied, and this despite a prominent notice saying don’t handle them.
Captain Gennaro leaves us tomorrow, to be replaced by another Italian, which, since the ship was built in Italy [in 1998 by Fincantieri], is fair enough I suppose. He continues with his little marine homilies, anecdotes and superstitions delivered at the end of each midday report, and I think this one, supposedly from a 10yo British boy, is worth passing on:
 Fortaleza
Fortaleza art; by Picasso’s younger brother?
Why I want to be a captain
‘I want to be a captain when I grow up because it’s a cool job that’s easy to do. Captains don’t have to go to school for a long time, they only need to learn figures so they can read instruments. I think they also have to learn to read maps so they don’t get lost when they sail.
Captains have to be brave so they don’t get scared when it’s so foggy they can’t see, and when the propeller falls off they have to know what to do about it. Captains have to have eyes that can see through the clouds and they mustn’t be afraid of thunder and lightning which they have closer to them than we have.
The Captain’s wages is another thing I like. They earn more than they can spend. That’s because most people think it’s dangerous to drive a boat, except captains, because they know how easy it is.
There is not much I don’t like, except that girls like Captains. All the girls want to marry a Captain, so Captains are always having to chase them away to get some peace.
I hope I don’t get seasick, because if I get seasick I can’t be a Captain and I’ll have to start working.’
Today is our third day at sea since we departed from our last port, Fortaleza in Brazil, at 16:00 on Monday. It was another carnival day there and everything was closed and the locals nearly non-existent, presumably getting over the night before and preparing for the night ahead. Unlike Salvador, there was no carnival atmosphere.
Fortaleza [Portuguese for fort] is a big city [2.7M people], colonised from 1603 by the Portuguese, but unusually it was held by the Dutch for 25 years from 1630, although there is little evidence of either Dutch or early Portuguese architecture now, and the cities tourist claim to fame are its beaches, which were surprisingly clean and inviting, and attract Brazilian tourists from all over the north east of the country.
The ship berthed over 7km outside the city centre so we shared a cab
Typical Brazilians in Fortaleza
into town with another couple, and kept it for a two hour trip through the sights, before returning to the ship about 13:00.
The 1½m swell in the harbour made the departure interesting, and I think also made Captain Gennaro sweat a bit. Another two passengers were offloaded to hospital before we sailed.
Mon 6 Mar: 17:00
It’s late in the afternoon and we’re heading west across the southern Caribbean towards our next port, Cartagena in Colombia where we expect to berth early tomorrow at 07:00. While the weather is overcast, as it seems to have been on and off for a few weeks, wave conditions are still benign, with a comfortable roll and minor pitching. However, the latest weather chart, which is updated and displayed at 08:00 and 16:00 daily and shows predicted significant wave heights, wind bars and isobaric contours, now has an angry red patch on our proposed track from Cartagena, where wave heights exceeding 5m are predicted. We’ll see if the fun eventuates, but the sickbags are already out!
On Saturday our norovirus isolation cases had dropped to six, but today they’re up to 18, the second highest we’ve had, so our necessary but frustratingly intrusive Level 3 protocols [the highest], which often cause delay and queues, are still in place. Touch wood, normal internal operations are still the case with Kay and me.
Last Friday, 3 Mar, saw us docked in Bridgetown Barbados by 08:00, behind an enormous P&O cruise ship, Azura, which has a passenger capacity of about 4,000 and had come direct from Southampton. There were also two other smaller cruise ships in port. With all these
St James parish church Barbados [1627]
cruise ship passengers, and an enormous number of hotels and resorts for the more up market British who prefer and can afford the Caribbean to the Spanish Costa del Sol and North Americans, the island, which is only 34km long by 23km at its widest point was, not to put too fine a point on it, ‘chokkas’.
It also meant that us Sea Princess passengers had to take a shuttle bus from the ship, through the working cargo port, to the cruise terminal, a frequent requirement also at previous ports. The procedure is clumsily managed on this ship by a numbered shuttle ticket system, usually requiring a long wait in one of the unused dining rooms until your number is called to
Parliament building cloisters, Bridgetown
go on the next available shuttle.
We had booked a full personalised island tour for the two of us with someone called Skinny Carson who was well recommended on Trip Advisor and, from my several email exchanges with him, including a very friendly and civilised exchange of Christmas greetings, seemed to be very professional and accommodating. But by the time we finally got to the cruise terminal at 09:15 there was no sign of the promised sign for ‘Mr Max Willoughby’, or of Skinny himself. Kay now calls him Shifty Carson and we will have a few words about him when we get home, as well as posting a more appropriately negative report on Trip Advisor. We weren’t the only passengers [suckers] subjected to Shifty’s style of business.
We hadn’t paid up front, so only slightly fazed, we negotiated a similar six hour shorex, ‘on the run’ you might say, with a taxi driver, and for USD20 less than we’d agreed with Shifty.
Barbados has been British since 1625 and the first permanent settlers arrived from England in 1627. It’s been an independent state within the British Commonwealth since 1966, but is still very British. Until the start of the sugar cane industry in the 1640s, which depended overwhelmingly on imported slaves from Africa, the major
      Barbados from Gun Hill, our ship behind Azura
crops were tobacco, cotton, ginger and indigo farmed mainly by the labour of POWs from the English Civil War [Barbados rejected Cromwell and remained loyal to Charles II], and illicitly kidnapped and forcibly transported people, mainly Irish. The upheaval wrought by the introduction by Sephardic Jews of sugar cane from Dutch Brazil was enormous: in 1644 the population was 30,000 of which only 800 were of African descent, but by 1700 it was 65,000, of which 50,000 were black slaves – the white population was decimated. Slavery was abolished in 1833, and now those of African ethnicity make up 93% of the population.
It’s interesting that Barbados was the main supplier of labour for the US construction of the Panama Canal at the beginning of the 20th century. The dependence on sugar is now fairly small and the main components of the economy are light manufacturing, tourism and offshore banking. The country has a high GDP, being in the top 60 or so worldwide, but there’s been none of the much promoted ‘trickledown’ – 20 per cent live in poverty and 10 per cent can’t feed themselves. This two tier economy was glaringly evident even from our six hours touring the island. Even so, it ranks equal 17th with Ireland and the US in Transparency International’s World Corruption perceptions index.
The sheltered west side of the island is full of high end hotels and resorts and homes which wouldn’t be out of place in the best parts of Los Angeles [Rhianna’s place on the beach was extremely OTT]; Bridgetown and surrounds has all the top end shops you’d expect in a town full of offshore bank HQ’s [Mr Turnbull, who has his money in similar banks, only in the Cayman Islands and not Barbados, wouldn’t feel at all out of place]; while the east coast, exposed to the Atlantic, is fairly down market poor. The east coast is also subject to dust storms driven across the Atlantic from sub-Saharan Africa.
Obviously, cricket is a big deal, and there is a new and architecturally impressive Sir Garfield Sobers stand at the Kensington Oval cricket ground in Bridgetown. Barbados is actually in the North Atlantic Ocean, an island of the Lesser Antilles and 100km east of the Windward Islands chain and the Caribbean Sea. Even so, it’s a member of the West Indies cricket board which also includes Jamaica, over a thousand miles to the west, the Windward Islands, Guyana in South America and the adjacent islands of Trinidad and Tobago. Barbados has and may well again form a political union with the last three.
I was expecting a lot more evidence of the island’s long history, but apart from the 1627 St James Parish Church and Gun Hill signal station, one of a chain of semaphore stations which operated on the island, there was little. But we did see a turtle on the beach where we had lunch at a fish shack.
[No Chris, no black stuff boiling up around the Falklands, as far we could see. There were lots of penguins, but no rock hopper rigs.]
We left Barbados at 17:00 without Captain Gennaro, but with our new Captain Paolo Ravera from Spezia in northern Italy, and a much more experienced man. He makes even more of an effort than Gennaro did to keep passengers informed of the what, when and importantly for us, the why.
Saturday 4 Mar was spent at sea en-route to our next port, Willemstad on the Dutch island of Curacao, where we arrived around 08:00 on Sunday. The island, in the Lesser Antilles chain and only 60km from the Venezuelan coast, is even smaller than Barbados, and has a very dry climate – the largest vegetation is cacti of all types. All potable water comes from reverse osmosis desalination.
The ‘Swinging Old Lady’
Curacao was also built on the slave trade, being a major transhipment and sale point between Africa and South America, particularly Brazil. The locals talk about their ‘plantations’ where the slaves worked, but the plantations were actually artificial salt flats – Curacao was a major exporter of salt into Europe during the 16th and 17th centuries. Being Dutch, it took them a further 30 years after the British in Barbados to ban slavery, in 1863 when Lincoln was also doing something about it in the US.
These days, apart from Curacao liquor, the main components of the economy are offshore banking, tourism, oil refining, a big dry dock, and cement manufactured from the limestone which forms most of the island. Prostitution also gets a guernsey as a big earner.
The oil refinery story is interesting. It was built in 1915 by Royal Dutch Shell to process Venezuelan crude, was sold to the Curacao government for one guilder in -1985 and it is currently leased to the Venezuelan government oil company. Apparently, Venezuela believes it is so unstable that it has to refine its crude offshore. The lease ends next year and there is no new lessee in sight, so Curacao may be in for an economic downturn, particularly given Venezuela’s current instabilities..
It has been said that the Dutch have few morals, and fewer principles. Prostitution is legal for non-nationals and so, although we didn’t see it, down by the international airport there is a large and legal open air brothel staffed by over 500 women who are given temporary work permits by the government. The government is supposed to regulate it too, but the US State Dept claims that women from Peru, Brazil, Colombia, the Dominican Republic, and Haiti are trafficked to the island for the sex trade. And yes, the airport incorporates a US Air Force base, supposedly directed against the drug trade.
Curacao liquor is concocted from orange peel oil and alcohol, and artificially coloured blue. There are now several flavours beside the traditional orange, the latest of which is tamarind. Go figure – tamarind flavoured curacao.
We had a guided tour lined up, organised by Robin Boyer, which sounded a lot better than it was, especially since we were jammed into an overloaded small bus. Nevertheless, the 1½hr snorkelling along a 90m drop off, with artificial reef units at the edge to attract tropical fish, was enjoyable, as was the beer, dog and great papas frites taken in the open air bar with a beautiful view of the ocean complete with a delightful sea breeze.
Willemstad is a World Heritage Site and a picturesque little city [no building can be white], although mostly full of offshore banking HQs. It has a narrow deep channel up the middle which opens out into a large, protected deep harbour. The channel, the Schottegat is spanned by the high level Queen Juliana Bridge and by a multi-pontoon swing bridge, with one shore side pontoon hinged and the opposite shore side pontoon propeller driven. It’s the Queen Emma bridge but known locally as the ‘Swinging Old Lady’.
Wed 8 Mar; 12:30
We’ve just passed through the Gatun Locks on the northern Atlantic Ocean end of the Panama Canal. Since 11:00 we’ve been at anchor for an hour to allow a large LNG carrier to pass through the narrow Culebra or Gaillard cut at the southern end of Gatun Lake, but we’re now on the way again. Last night did see wave heights get up a bit, to about 3.5m and we rolled a bit, despite the ship’s stabilisers, but it was still rather mild and nothing like the mayhem presaged by the red patch on the weather map last Monday.
I must mention our so-called destination expert Hutch, known as Butch, a bumptious and jingoistic American bloviator, who has been commentating from the bridge on our passage through the canal, and will continue throughout the day. I desperately want to turn him off, but he has a better view, and I can’t bring myself to do it – it’s self-administered torture. He obviously has a lot of information to offer in his ‘destination enrichment lectures’ [hey, this is an American ship, and BS abounds], but prefers to show his slides [when we’ll all see the real thing the next day], and utter ‘you haves’, such as ‘on the port side you have an alligator’ [which we have just had] or, ‘here you have some mangoes’, or ‘and then you have Ernie Windschuttle’s emerald shops’, etc. I’m hoping they operate soon to remove his ‘you haves’. He has the grace and charm of Richard Nixon, without the charisma.
We’ve been up since 06:30 when we had our first morning tea, delivered by Anthony who thoughtfully included the milk we had forgotten to add to our order. Then at 08:00 the special order “deluxe” breakfast was delivered to and served on our cabin balcony as we were going through the Gatun Locks – champagne, melon halves filled with a blueberry and grape melody complete with Chantilly cream, followed by smoked salmon on bagels – very nice it was. The remainder, quiche and bacon and salad, pastries and brioche, have been reserved for ‘ron. And most enjoyable it was too. Photos will be included for anyone interested in a little cruise envy.
So far today we haven’t been out of the cabin; the port side viewing along with the forward view on the cabin TV has been so good.
Today has been a treat for both of us. Today has confirmed that engineering is a much underrated profession, By going through the old locks we have experienced an engineering marvel commenced 125 years ago and accomplished totally without computers. Engineers were not only responsible for the design and construction of the series of locks but for draining the swamps and providing other sanitary facilities that considerably reduced the death toll due to yellow fever and several other diseases that killed tens of thousands of slaves and other workers. They were and continue to be responsible for the bridges that cross the river either side of the locks, for the roads and railway, for the extensive lighting system that allows night time navigation of the Panama Canals and of course the maintenance of all the facilities.
Culebra Cut [Gaillard Cut] and the new Centennial Bridge
The Panama transit was one of the things I (Kay) particularly looked forward to and it didn’t disappoint – one more off the bucket list.
Thu 9 Mar; 11:00
Hello again. I’m trying to get this blog instalment up-to-date and off before it becomes War & Peace. We’re now heading west along the Pacific coast of Costa Rica to Puntarenas where we expect to arrive tomorrow at
07:00. The weather is sunny and balmy and the sea state is again pacific, boringly benign.
Another time change is
Mules keeping ship aligned
scheduled for tonight, taking us from GMT-5 to GMT-6; that is from 16hrs behind you people in eastern Australia on daylight saving, to 15hrs behind.
Apart from yesterday, there isn’t much to see on the sea, and the on-board entertainment isn’t much chop, but the high intensity Trump Follies on MSNBC keeps us entertained.
After Curacao and then a sea day, our next port was Cartagena in Colombia. The old city is a World Heritage site. Not too many years after the town was established by the Spanish, its fame and wealth prompted French and British privateers to attack it at regular intervals, for its wealth, and these included Sir Francis Drake whose cannons blew the top off the Cathedral and demolished a third of the town in 1586. For his pains, the town gave him 107,000 Spanish Gold Reals to go away. The 7% excess was presumably for taxes and expenses.
Faced with this type of treatment, Spain sunk an enormous amount of money into fortifying the city over 100 years from 1590, building a gigantic fortress and a wall encircling the city. Much of the fortifications still stand today as they did then.
We did a guided tour of the city, and eight of us lost our bus and guide for 45min, until I was able to flag down another tour bus whose guide contacted our driver. It wouldn’t have been any problem except that all of us had left our packs on the bus, and ours contained wallets, credit cards, driving licences, money and phones.
Cartagena has the best port entry terminal of any we’ve seen, with a large open air area to wander through, full of birds of all type, plants and monkeys.
The duty free shop was however ‘closed for renovations’ so we couldn’t pick up any wine or spirits before returning to the ship. This was probably not a bad thing because there seems to have been a crackdown on bringing alcohol back on board since Captain Paolo took over.
While I seem to have skipped a bit briefly over Colombia and Cartagena, it was actually an interesting town with lots of history in the old walled city, and we both really enjoyed its atmosphere, including the adrenaline rush while we were lost. Unfortunately, we were assailed here more than anywhere else by importunate vendors thrusting things into our faces to buy, including beads and stacks of Panama hats, since this is where they are made. This also includes emeralds, since Colombia produces the best in the world.
We’ve just heard that our norovirus count is now up to 26, which isn’t good.
Getting back to the Panama Canal transit, just about every ship nowadays is of Panamax size so the clearance either side is less than 400mm. The ship moves forward under its own power but is steered by, in our case, three so-called mules each side, the drivers of which respond to orders from the pilot on-board to keep the ship aligned within the lock.
There are six pairs of locks[33.5mx330m: three on the Atlantic side at Gatun] called the Gatun locks which lift a ship 26.5m in total, one named the Pedro Miguel locks which drop a ship
9.5m into Miraflores Lake, and the final two Miraflores Locks with a drop which depends on the Pacific tidal range, which can be up to 4m or so. The water to fill the locks comes from the Chagres River which flows into the Atlantic at Christobal and is dammed to form Gatun Lake. New, larger locks are now operating at each end but the water they use is stored – if not, Gatun lake would have been drained in two years apparently.
Our passage cost about $50,000 and a guy who swam the canal in 1925 paid the cheapest toll of 36c, based on his Gross Registered Tonnage.
Panama City and new museum in foreground
Tue 14 Mar: 10:00
We are steaming into Callao, the port for Lima in Peru, where we expect to berth around 12:00. Since leaving Panama on Wed last, 8 Mar, the conditions have continued calm and our norovirus cases are continuing to drop, with only six yesterday. The crew are working overtime on this issue, totally disinfecting the cabins every second day, including ice buckets; in port, disinfecting every shuttle bus, spraying every surface which may have been touched by a passenger, such as all hand holds, door jambs and seat backs; soaking chairs and tables with a disinfectant in all the restaurants, to the extent that they are unusable for 15min until they dry. It’s good to see their efforts are having results but there are still passengers who offensively and publicly refuse to comply with the hygiene requirements.
But the people who run this ship are also weird in some significant ways. An interesting example is our passenger account, of which one can get a current version at any time, on line or a hard copy. We found we had been incorrectly charged for two bottles of wine a week or so ago, which we had never ordered or received. On querying the charges we were told ‘the system is complicated’. Too true, it includes charges that have not actually been incurred, and compensates by randomly deleting earlier charges that have actually been incurred. So we’re billed for what we haven’t had, and not billed for all we have had. This is Accounting 101, US style, which isn’t complicated, just wrong. It also makes it almost impossible to determine if we’re being ripped off or not.
Wed 15 Mar; 15:00
After the excitement of the Panama Canal the ensuing sea day, heading essentially west along the Panamanian and Costa Rican coast to Puntarenas, was essential in order to calm down. I must admit that Puntarenas didn’t really upset our calming systems either. The town is fairly small and sits on a spit of land lying parallel to the mainland and no more than 500m wide. That’s probably why it’s called Sand Point.
Our organised ;Puntarenas top 10’ tour took us to a roadside stop first where our guide failed to call monkeys, then on to another roadside stop where he was successful, inducing two capuchin monkeys to come and look at the tourists. They didn’t seem impressed, and soon left.
We then poked around a rainforest in the minibus before heading off for a 90min river cruise to look at birds and crocodiles. I say a ‘river cruise’ but the words seem to create an impression which significantly exceeds the reality. Nevertheless, we did see lots of birds and more than a few crocodiles. We were lucky – the longboat driver got out onto the bank and fed fish to a big croc. This act of bravado was ‘free’ and not an advertised part of the trip. ‘We couldn’t expect this every time’, we were told, it’s because you are such great people’. We noted in passing that the crocodile being fed didn’t have an upper jaw.
After lunch in a local roadside café, the tour finished with retail therapy at a very slick souvenir mart where Kay undertook the therapy and bought a silver pendant in the form of a hermaphroditic human figure, while Max sampled six different local liqueurs [coca, amoretto and rum were three] and the admittedly great local coffee blends.
For interest, here is the tour blurb which induced us to take it:
‘8 hours tour from 8:00am to 4:00pm including Crocodiles river cruise & bird watching paradise activity, white sand beach, wildlife spotting such as monkeys, scarlet macaws, crocodiles, toucans in their natural habitat, farmers markets, city and towns, colonial village, waterfalls, souvenirs, plantations and of course rain forest. You can pay cash or credit card (we accept all them) once you are here. We will be going to Carara park surroundings, Santa Lucia village, Puntarenas, and Punta Leona beach, only 1 hour drive each way is needed. We include: full insurance, a/c and comfortable transportation, bilingual and nature guide, lunch at very good local restaurant.’
I kept count and came up with 12 stops, so we got more for our money than just the top ten. There is an increasing trend for cruise ships to call at every small town, no matter how minimal are the facilities available to dock the ship, or how meagre the sights and attractions; and the tourists suck it up.
Costa Ricans claim to be the happiest people in the world because of their ‘pura vide’ lifestyle, and the country is often sold as the southern Switzerland. But I can’t say I saw any evidence of a utopia, and there was as much evidence of poverty and gross income disparity as in any other Central/South American country. Nevertheless, they’re one of the few countries in the world without an army to speak of, and seem to rub along well with their neighbours Panama and Nicaragua. And we like it because we have a personal connection – our Argentine ex daughter-in-law lives there, though we didn’t get to see her.
After Puntarenas we turned around and headed south east, and after another sea day, arrived on Sunday 12 Mar at Manta in little Ecuador, sandwiched between Colombia in the north and Peru in the south and east.
As you probably know, Ecuador has a few claims to fame, two of which are that the Galapagos Islands is one of its provinces, and it has been sheltering Australian wholesale journalist Julian Assange in its London embassy for the last four years. No one we spoke to was aware of the latter fact, including our tour guide Angie, who was a fifth year medical student.
Thu 16 Mar; 09:00
Manta is the largest port in Ecuador and its economy is based on tuna fishing and processing, so it’s the kind of place you smell well before you get there. The harbour was packed with large and small tuna fishing boats and on-shore there were another dozen in different stages of construction next to the fish market.
The city had recently [Sep 2016 I think] suffered a 7.6 Richter scale earthquake and there were many buildings destroyed and damaged. A feature was the number of shipping containers brought in by government and set up with services so local businesses could continue in them until new buildings had been constructed. The same has been done in Christchurch we understand.
Our organised tour of Manta took us to the fish markets, Pacoche rain forest reserve where we staggered along a muddy jungle path for 20min in 36° heat and 99% humidity, so we could arrive at a particularly suitable spot to have a go at looking for more monkeys, howlers this time. Suffice to say, the monkeys were resting, but we did hear a donkey.
It was then off to quite a large and surprisingly sympathetic complex of buildings recently constructed to honour an early 20th century president Eloy Alfaro, who after much good works, let power go to his head and had his presidency terminated with a bullet.
Our final stop was in Montecristi which is the centre of the Ecuadoran panama hat industry. The hats are indeed made in Ecuador, and are known as panama hats only because an Ecuadorian entrepreneur gave away thousands of them to the Americans who were building the Panama Canal in the early years of the 20th century. Just about every male on the bus bought one, except Max who bargained for two leather belts at $15 the pair.
Manta, and Ecuador generally, is an apparently very amenable destination for North Americans, many of whom retire there [like Panama City is for Brits, apparently]. I counted upwards of 15 gated community estates in and around Manta, obviously not all full of expats because the houses were often small and I’d assume inadequate for an expat, but ‘in your face’ for all that. And this is in a city where crime didn’t seem to be a major issue. No explanation!
Our next and last port in South America was Lima [actually Callao] in Peru, where 13 years ago we spent ten days at the start of our three month South American overland trip. Since then the city has grown from some 8M to 11M population and seems much more prosperous and international [ie, less individual, more American], although we didn’t get outside the main centres so didn’t see the outer areas, where the newer and poorer generally live.
Peru is an unusual country in that they’ve been electing non-Peruvians as their President for quite a while – Japanese Fujimori first, who fled to Japan after his terms to escape fraud charges, but was cunningly enticed back and is now locked up; and recently a Pole who won 51% of the vote, against Fujimori’s daughter who unbelievably got 49%. I think she was also President in there for a while.
The ship berthed at 12:00 on Tuesday and was due to depart at 23:00 the next day. Since we had spent some time here, nothing was planned except an evening tour of the Laser Magic Light show, which was very speccy. Instead of blowing a couple of million dollars two or three times a year or more for a transient fireworks show, Lima city has constructed a large park with about 30 fountains in it which are spectacularly floodlit at night, with one showing an historical laser sound and light show beamed against the fine spray from the fountains. The show runs for 40min three times a night, every night and is always packed, we understand. So everyone can come in at some time to enjoy it.
Another benefit is that the darker parts of the park provides space at night for ‘courting’ couples, and they make use of it, believe me. I suspect that at closing time each night the guards have to come around with wheelbarrows and clubs to clear ‘em out.
The younger kids, like Kay and me, had great fun running through some of the fountains, and dodging, or not dodging, the jets. I’m kidding; Kay is more mature than that.
Actually, it was good that we had nothing else on because it wasn’t easy to get into town. The ship had docked in the working port and, also because the area outside the port was deemed insecure, we had to take a shuttle into the city to a large shopping mall, a 50min journey. With only six buses running for much of the time, with a capacity of 45 each, you can do the maths and come up with an hourly capacity of less than 150, which meant that there were long, long waits. At least numbered shuttle tickets kept riots at bay at the ship end, but coming back there were no tickets issued and it was those with the sharpest elbows and the most aggressive temperament that got on a bus. It wasn’t pretty and we kept to our cabin for a day or so afterwards to get over the enochlophobia [‘just swallowed a dictionary] that we’d acquired.
Fri 17 Mar; 11:00
We’re now into the second day of our nine day crossing of the Pacific to Pape’ete, and well into our standard sea day routine again, with a morning and evening walk for me, and exercises and a walk for Kay.
The monthly life boat drill this morning was a bit of fiasco, with comms failures and inaccurate information broadcast from the bridge by the third officer. It was obvious in his tone during his broadcast that Captain Paolo wasn’t happy, and he let off a public blast at some crew who hadn’t donned their lifebelts – public berating’s aren’t a good look.
While the norovirus issue did seem to be declining, with only five cases yesterday, today we’re up to 17 cases, but many of them may be just your garden variety diarrhoea picked up ashore.
St Patrick’s Day paraphernalia and decorations are all over the ship, to keep the customers happy.

Thu 23 Mar; 15:00
Good news – the norovirus has been vanquished and we are now on Level 2 and able to feed ourselves now. I think the crew is more relieved than the passengers. It’s been a long crossing but there’s now only one more day before we reach Pape’ete – Kay intends to stock up on duty free French gear like Lancôme and perfumes, and I intend to recharge our cabin drinks cabinet. Other than that, nothing is planned except a general wander through the town and some ‘local gazing’.
Captain Paolo has just told us he’s jumping ship in Pape’ete and we’re in for our third Captain, another Italian.


Fri 31 Mar, 14:00
We berthed in Papeete on the island of Tahiti on Saturday. We were alongside an impressive looking ship which had a familiar name, and which turned out to be James Packer’s private yacht Arctic P, an ocean going tug and icebreaker bought by James’ dad Kerry and converted into a luxury gin palace and chick magnet. It has all the pugnacity of Kerry and lack of style and sophistication of the Packers, but is beautifully maintained and presented, with not a speck of rust and with matching blue weather covers over the seven jet skis, the five tenders and speedboats, and all the external furniture and fittings. It has been hanging around Tahiti apparently, for a few months while James organises his brand new boat and arranges the sale of Arctic P to his sister Gretel.
The boat is reputed to be worth $80M and costs $10M per annum to run, which seems to be reasonable. It was sitting there, going nowhere for 12hrs while we were there, with engines running to maintain all systems, and a reported crew of 26: the ones we saw looked like a tough mob, a cross between ex-SAS close protection boys and Lebanese bouncers in Kings Cross clubs. Definitely not to be tangled with. And Australian taxpayers don’t contribute a penny to its upkeep; and with the projected cuts in the company tax rate they’ll contribute even less. L Apparently, the man himself was on board.
There were also another two cruise ships in port, so Pape’ete was crowded with tourists.
French Polynesia stretches over 2,000km in the South Pacific and consists of five archipelagos: the Society Islands [Windward & Leeward Islands], which include Tahiti and contain nearly 70% of the population, Tuamota [which includes Mururoa Atoll atomic testing site], Gambier, Marquesas and Austral. French is the official language.
The first Europeans to visit the islands were the usual lot: Ferdinand Magellan in 1521, Dutchman Jacob Roggeveen who visited Bora Bora in 1772, Samuel Wallis [1767], Louis de Bougainville [1768] and James Cook [1769]. The Spanish established a short-lived settlement in 1774 and were the first missionaries, but it was the Protestants of the London Missionary Society in 1797 who made the first impact, converting King Pomare II and his people. They were so good that when French catholic missionaries arrived in 1834, Pomare kicked them out again.
The French, being French, responded in 1842 with gunboat and a takeover of the islands, and the establishment of a protectorate to allow the Catholic missionaries to work undisturbed.
The remainder of the 118 islands of French Polynesia were progressively incorporated into the protectorate [later a colony] over the next 50 years. French Polynesia rejected the Vichy French regime and sided with the Free French forces under General de Gaulle in 1940, so there are a lot of streets and features named after the General. In 1946 the islands became an overseas territory of France and in 1957 a French collective, only gaining administrative autonomy in 2004. It seems that there is a strong independence movement.
As is evident from the size and bustle of Pape’ete, French Polynesia Is the sixth largest economy in Oceania [after Australia, NZ, Hawaii, New Caledonia, PNG], the major export being Tahitian black pearls. For all that, it still has the seedy, louche and decaying look of all Pacific Island towns. It’s a fairly expensive town, too, so no perfume and cosmetics.
We crossed the International Date Line late at night on Tue, and went from GMT-11 to GMT+13 in an instant, faster than warp speed or ‘beam me up Scotty’, and lost Wed altogether. Tomorrow we expect to berth in Auckland at 08:00.
I’ve just been folowing the progress of the remnants of Debbie and it seems that our home town of Murwillumbah is a little wet at the moment. Even allowing for the normal media excitement and exaggeration, the flooding appears to be more extensive than any events we’ve experience in the 14 years we’ve lived there. Debbie’s remnants also seem to have excited the Tasman Sea, with up to 5m wave heights predicted duting our crossing next Mon and Tue, so we may at last get some ship rock ‘n roll after this so far fairly benign voyage, wave-wise.